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成人笑话|Teenage Pregnancy

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An eighteen-year-old girl tells her mom that she has missed her period For two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy1 kit2.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, and crying, the mother says, Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!!
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari sTOPs in front of their house and a very mature and a very distinguished3 man with gray hair gets out of the car.

The man, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps up to the door and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother, and the girl, and tells them, Good morning. Your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I will take charge.
If a girl is born, I will bequeath her 2 retail4 stores, a townhouse, a Beach villa5, and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy6 will be a couple of factories, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it's twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage7...
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, If there's a miscarriage, you'll have to screw her again.


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